#honestly im fukcing losing it man

[ozymoron]

man being a trans man you really dont get away from misogyny people who act like we do are lying like holy fuck can people please stop policing what im allowed to wear

[420technoblazeit]

actually hodl on here's a shorthand summary of the 12 seasons i watched spoilers below

ghosts adn werewolves and vampires and shit i guess. also some freak with really bad spirit halloween contacts *dean voice* we gotta kill those sons of bithces sammy!

sam might be half demon or smth lmao this is why you dotn go to an ivy league school, kids

ah fuck me dean's gotten into some sort of self-sacrificing bullshit again and sold his soul to save sam's life. also there's a really hot british lady now

christ almighty (but not literally, they never actually mention jesus in this show) the angels are here and boy are they all massive fucking dicks. sam thinks he's the antichrist and dean and cas have a weird amount of aggressive homoerotic tension for two guys who just met each other adn are at each other's throats like 99% of the time

SAM FUCKED UP AND LUCIFER GOT RELEASED FROM HELL. THE ANGELS ARE BAD EVERYTHIGN IS BAD, SAM AND DEAN ARE DESTINED TO MURDER EACH OTHER AND END THE WORLD. WE'RE SO INCREDIBLY FUCKED. just kidding free will perseveres :) also oh yeah dean's retired and living with his girlfriend and sam's trapped in hell forever now

just kidding again he's out but now he's soulless. also crowley and cas are speedrunning a bad end good omens. heaven is in turmoil, all the angels are slaughtering each other, raphael still wants to start the apocalypse, and everything is badly written

oh god oh fukc cas messed up big time and now he's dead. the most horribly written bargain bin eldritch beings are trying to conquer the world through really shitty capitalism but im sure everything will turn out fine. aaannnndddd dean and cas are in purgatory now

oh hey dean and cas are back! except now cas is bein lobotomized and mind controlled by the angels because he literally will not stop disobeying for even one second. gettem cassie. anyway sam and dean are tryign to close the gates of hell and crowley goes hey man. cmon. and tries to stop them. sam almost dies adn cas gets tricked into making all the angels fall

i literally dont remember this one im so serious. i have no idea what happens here ohter than i think crowley started kind of being a good guy here and there was a demon girlboss trying to kill him? idk it ends with dean turnign into a demon though

dean and crowley have a summer flign until crowley gets tired of it and calls sam up to cure dean. and then everyone teams up to remove the kill-everything-in-sight curse that dean had to get to murder the aforementioned demon girlboss. also crowley's mom is here now???? adn she's the world's hottest scottish deadbeat witch mommy. i mean mom. anyway she's evil i love u rowena we're all htrilled ur here rowena <3 <3 <3

ok stick with me here bc this is where i start to lose people. htey remove the curse from dean but in the process accidentally release god's evil sister. yeah. um. she's in love with dean for Straight Person reasons also for some reason everyone decides it's a good idea to free lucifer, the actual devil, to try and defeat her and he posesses cas. this season was not good.

THIS SEASON WAS EVEN WORSE THERE'S MORE BRITISH PEOPLE NOW FOR SOME REASON theyre like really shitty secondrate james bond hunters adn they hate americans. honestly everyone does fuckall the whole season and then cas and crowley die adn crowley doesnt even come back so this is about hwere i checked out

THAT'S IT HTAT'S ALL YOURE WELCOME FORT HE SUMMARY

dont plan on watching spn but can i get a recap for the series please?

THE WHOLE SERIES? HTE ENTIRE FUCKING THING??? YOUD HAVE TO PAY ME FOR THAT BUD U COULD LITERALLY GETA BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN SUPERNATURAL

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

HOOOHH UFCKIGNG GGOD

c saw heroes rising and now has feelings lets go

spoiler warning

BROS OKAY WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN HMM OH YES

OKAY BAKUGOU??? HEROES RISING BAKUGOU IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT CHARACTERIZATION OF HIM I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE WAS SNIPPY AND AN ASSHOLE BUT HE LOVED HIS FRIENDS SO FUCKING MUCH AND HE WASNT NEEDLESSLY CRUEL OR WHATEVER

BRO LOST HIS SHIT WHEN SERO GOT FUCKED!!! BRO HIS EXPRESSION WHEN HE REALIZED MIDORIYA WAS HANDING OVER OFA AND WITH IT HIS DREAMS,,,HE CARES ABT HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH UGH GOD

AND THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS LISTENING TO MIDORIYA TALK TO KATSUME??? UGH IDK MAN IJUST THINK IT WAS SO IMPORTANT HE HEARD THAT AND HE DIDNT GET MAD OR ANYTHING HE WAS JUST SUPER THOUGHTFUL UGH IM IN FUC KING HEAVEN. HEAVEN I TELL YOU!!!! THE PERFECT BAKUGOU UGH UGH UGH

OH MY GOD AND HIM AND MIDORIYA FIGHTING TOGETHER WAS JUST CHEF’S KISS

GOD I CANNOT GET FUCKING OVER IT. THEY HAD EACH OTHERS’ BACKS SO SEAMLESSLY BAKUGOU WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO RESPOND TO MAHORO’S CALL FOR HELP HE FUCKING YEETED OVER TO HELP MIDORIYA FUCK UGGH

IM LOSING IT FOLKS IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD UGHGH

AND WHEN THEY BOTH HAD OFA AND WERE DOING DETROIT SMASH TOGETHER FUCKING PLEASE IT WAS PERFECT

HEROES RISING GAVE ME MY BAKU AND MIDO DYNAMIC. THEY WERE SO FUCKING GOOD THEY TEASED EACH OTHER BUT BAKU TOLD MIDO HE WAS IMPROVING IN HIS OWN WAY (SAID SMTH LIKE YOURE GETTING BETTER W THE QUIRK BETTER KEEP AT THAT) AND MIDO OFC IS ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM HHNGNG

WHAT I MEAN ABT THEIR DYNAMIC CAN BE SUMMARIZED BY THE SCENE WHERE MIDO AND BAKU WERE GONIG TO HELP MAHORO FROM THE “”VILLAIN”” AND WHEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS FAKE, MDIORIYA FUCKING CLINGING TO BAKUGOU LIKE “STOP SCOLDING THE KIDS KACCHAN” AND BAKUGOU TRYING TO CRAWL AND CONTINUE GIVING SAID SCOLDING WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT WAS GOLD I LOVED IT SO MUCH

MY PLATONIC BKUDKU RIGHTS ARE FINALLY HERE,,,I AM REWATCHING THIS MOVIE FOREVER HOLY FUCK

UGH AND ALL OF THE KIDS GOT A PIECE OF SPOTLIGHT. ALL OF THEM. I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY OH MY GOD

PARTICULARLY I WAS RLLY HAPPY WITH THE MOMENTS OJIRO AND SHOJI GOT,,,,ALSO KOUDA!!!! MANS CAME IN CLUTCH AND SAVED MIDORIYA AND BAKUGOU’S LIVES UGH GUFUFKC FUKC

OH MY GOD AND IIDA,,,HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE. HE AND YAOMOMO HAD SOME ##CLASSREP MOMENTS AS WELL AND IM FUCKING ESCTATIC I ADORE THEM SO FUCKIGN MUCH IM C R Y I N G

UGHHHH I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY URARAKA WENT FUCKING FERAL!!!!! SHE FUCKING SNAPPED UGH WHEN SHE WAS WORKING WITH SERO TO STOP NINE AND KEPT GOING EVEN AFTER THROWING UP UGH UGH UGH SHE WAS SO FUCKING VICIOUS AND DETERMINED I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD!!! A LITERAL GODDESS I WANT HER TO STOMP ON MY FUCKING THROAT I LVOE HER

GOD I WAS SO HAPPY SHE GOT TO LET LOOSE AGAIN LIKE SHE DID AT THE SPORTS FESTIVAL IM FUCKING BRIMMING WITH HAPPINESS AND SATISFACTION

OHHH GOD SPEAKING OF FERAL TODOROKI

THE FIGHT BETWEEN HIM, IIDA, TODO, KIRI, TSU AND CHIMERA WAS FUCKING INSANE  I CANT FUCKING GET OVER IT BRO FUCKING SNAPPED UGH

FREEZING HIM FROM THE INSIDE OUT??? FUCKING ICNREDIBLE!!!!! BRO AND IIDA SUPPORTING HIM,,,MMM THE TODOIIDA MOMENTS WERE V GOOD THIS MOVIE V SUBTLE BUT V SOFT

MM SPEAKING OF SHIPS TODOROKI THINKIKING OR MIDORIYA RIGHT BEFORE PASSING OUT,,,,EYES EMOJI

ALSO PLEASE CONSIDER FOR YOUR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS;;; OJIRO/SHOJI(/TOKOYAMI)

BAKUSERO RIGHTS THIS MOVIE!!!!! BAKUGOU LOSING HIS SHIT WHEN SERO GOT HIT AND THAT BEING PARALLELED TO MIDO LOSING HIS SHIT WHEN URARAKA GOT HIT,,,MM EYES EMOJI

ALSO PLENTY OF SPRINKLED IIMOMO MOMENTS,,,IM SOFT

COUGHS ANYWAY

UGHHH HUH HUH IT WAS SO GOOD I CANONT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

OH MAN AND NINE,,,,I HONESTLY DID NOT CARE FOR THIS FUCKER OR HIS CRONIES ONE BIT GOING IN BUT MMMMM THE SCREENTIME THEY HAD WAS SO GOOD,,,THE MOMENTS W EACH OTHER AND DURING THEIR FIGHTS WERE V GOOD,,,THEY WERE ALL GREAT VILLAINS IT WAS SO FUN SEEING THEM I RLLY LIKED THEM AS ANTAGONISTS UGH

ALSO THEIR MOTIVES FOR TRYING TO STEAL KATSUME’S QUIRK WERE RLLY INTERESTING I LIKED HOW THAT WORKED OUT

THE ANIMATION!!!!! FUCK

IT WAS SO SMOOTH AND PRETTY AND THE DIFFERENT KIND OF TECHNIQUES THEY USED AND THE FLUIDITY OF IT ALL AND JUST. OH MY GOD I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW GORGEOUS ITWAS LIKE THE COLORS, THE MOVEMENT, THE CAMERA ANGLES AND POSITIONING, OH MY GOD IT WAS INCREDIBLE IT WAS SO FUCKIGNGNJGKJN GOOD GOOD GOOD FUCK

UGH GOD AND TOSHINORI AT THE END CRYING OVER HIS BOYS AND JUST WANTING THEM SAFE,,,,MIDORIYA CRYING BITCH IM CRYING TOO SOLELY BC HE CRIED MY BABY FUCK

OH GOD SPEAKING OF I DONT REALLY CARE FOR THE CONCEPT OF BAKU WITH OFA BUT THE WAY IT WAS HANDLED IN THE MOVIE,,,V GOOD UGH

I LIKE THAT HE WAS HESITANT, NOT BC HE DIDNT WANT TO ACCEPT HELP FROM MIDORIYA, BUT BC THIS WOULD THEORETICALLY TEAR APART MIDORIYA’S DREAM,,,BAKUGOU DIDNT WANT HIM TO HURT LIKE THAT UGH IM SOFT

UGH AND IT’S JUST SO IN CHARACTER FOR MIDORIYA TO DO THAT. LIKE HE WANTS TO BE A HERO AND SAVE PEOPLE WITH A SMILE BUT THE IMPORTANT PART OF THAT IS SAVING PEOPLE. HE HAS HIS OWN INTERESTS YES BUT HE CARES ABT OTHERS ABOVE HIMSELF AND HE WAS NOT GOING TO LET KATSUME AND MAHORO SUFFER SO HE GAVE UP OFA,,HE WOULD SUFFER INSTEAD,,JUST HOW REPRESENTATIVE OF MIDORIYA’S SELFLESSNESS. UGH FUCK IDK MAN IT FUCKED WITH ME

AND FUCKING,,,IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY THE OFA PREDECESSORS WERE LIKE “ew we’re not staying with sweaty man magee over here” AND YEETED BACK TO MIDORIYA IM FUCKING S C RE A MING THATS SO FUNNY AND ALSO IM,,SOFT,,THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH THEYRE GONNA STAY WITH HINM

ALSO I THINK THIS PROVES THAT OFA’S POWER AND ALL THAT IS TIED W THE USERS’ WISHES?? WHICH HM,,I LIKE THAT V MUCH,,,GHH

OH GOD AND MIDORIYA TELLING KATSUME THAT BEING A HERO IS GOOD AND ALL AND HE SHOULD TRY HIS BEST BUT ALSO NOT WORRY HIS FAMILY??? MMMMMMMM THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT MMMMMMMMMM

BROS IDK I JUST,,,I RLLY LOVED THIS MOVIE IT WAS SO GOOD. PLS WATCH IT IF U CAN. I AM SOBBING

HTNAK YOU BONES,,,THANK YOU HORI,,,THANK YOU,,,

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

my more extensive and spoilery infinity war thoughts below moviegotmeshook

-shit was good. Not my favorite, not even top 5, but I was very “pleased” (if that’s an emotion that can be felt after all that??) 

-no music playing over the opening titles you knew we were fucked

-EXCUSE YOU YOU CAN’T START YOUR MOVIE WITH THAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL DEVISTATION???

- like freaking Valkerie doesn’t even get a death scene???

- and then we gotta stab Heimdall and kill Loki (again)??? 

-Loki’s speech ending with him calling himself odinson and him screaming at Thanos to stop hurting Thor cuz he thought he could watch it but he CANT FUCK ME UP

-I can’t stop thinking about THAT SCENE with Peter and Tony.... like I’m trying to give my thoughts on the beginning of the movie and that’s all I can think about...

-Scarlet vision was so beautiful in this movie

-tho honestly I’m kinda peeved that them getting together happened off screen??? like we had all the adorable build up in Cvil War but then... they’ve just been together now???? like okay???? but I wanted to see the big moment when they decided to try????

-Speaking of things we didn’t get to see.... I don’t get to see Xandar?? or are we covering that in guardians vol 3?? like Nova Corps you okay?? from the ashes of this apparent devastation (I mean look at what he did to Knowhere) are we gonna finally get Nova himself???

-”that’s enough SQUIDWARd”

- Thor took talking tree as an elective. too pure. k thanks. bye

-Rocket’s character has grown so much and his little talk with Thor WAS SO PURE

- I could lose a lot

-come on you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

-Peter continuing to ref “old” movies and it STILL.FUCKING.WORKING

-’Is footloose still the greatest movie of all time” “it never was”

-Help I’m thinking about THA TPART again... like that hug... tha tbeautiful hug I’m crying again help

- Drax is attracted to Thor. than kyou.

-Gamora and Peter saying I love you I HATEEVERYTHI NG

-That scene on the fucking cliff AND FUCKING RED SKULL WAS THERE THE FUUUUU

-wHY IS GAMORA probably my favorite line i hate everything

-also for the love of all that is good please have more thanos and gamora angst in the next one cuz OHMYGODd

-”We kick names and take ass” (tries to look badass)

- I am Groot. I am Steve Rogers.

-Okoye giving Bruce the side eye...

-Vision comforting Wanda when she was killing him and just saying “it’s okay, it’s okay” FUCK ME UPPPPp

-And then Wanda had to watch him come back and die again like NO FUCK YOu SHE HAD TO KILL HIM AND FEEL THAT AND KNOW SHE DID IT JUST TO WATCH HIM COME BACK AND DIE ANYWAY SHE KILLEDHIMFORNOTHING FUC KME

-Thank god there was like 2 seconds of Bruce and Nat and then the writers were like “yeah fuck that nobody wants it bye” and just never talking about it again

-”I don’t feel so good” NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-those fucked up dog things that were killing themselves WERE TOTALLY THE VENOM SYMBIOTE IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND I THINK IT’S GONNA BRING VENOM INTO THE MCU (for the movie in October)

-You got a hair cut! You stole my beard!

-BUCKY SPINNING ROCKET AROUND WAS THE BEST TEAM UP I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED/ 

-Rocket wanting Bucky’s arm. h ELP

-when Thanos stabbed Tony i thought I was gonna die too so fuck you movie

-Okoye being so done with everyone “why was she up there??”

-THAT FUCKING SCENE WITH IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON YOU KNOW WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT I WILL NEVER RECOVER I WAS ACTUALLY ANXIOUS AND UPSET BUT FUNCTIONING BEFORE BUT HIS LITTLE VOICE CRACK ON THE I DONT’ FEEL SO GOOD ARE YOU SHITTING ME

-"steve?”

-Rocket is the only GUARDIAN LEFT FUC KY OU MOVIE

-Not enough Super Husbands in this movie (at all) but fingers crossed for plenty in the next one

-Thanos is terrifying but also like A REALLY GOOD MCU VILLAIN WHICH ARE SO RARE

- That battle with Thanos on Titan was freaking AWEsome. 

-Thor’s new axe is flipping sweet man ESPECIALLY GROOT MAKING THE HANDLE HELPp

-GAMORA AND NEBULA TOGETHER HEL P THEY BOTH WERE SO CONCERNED AND NEBULA COMES OUT SWINGING WHERE THE FU CK MY SISTER AT?!?!? 

-My greysexual ass was attracted to so many people in this movie jesUS CHRISTt.

-My two favorite actors of all time in multple scenes together gooD GOD (Benedict and Robert)

-not gonna lie my first thought when there were mutiple doctor strange was dirty and sorrynotsorry

- Strange trying to tell Tony he had to do it in the end like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THIS THE ONE OUTCOME OUT OF BILLIONS WHERE THEY WON????

- Tony’s face at the end destroyed me

-THAT SCENE WITH PETER AND TONY YEAH I’M PUTTING IT AGAIN CUZ I’M STILL NOT FUCKING OVER IT

- The title disintegrating at the end... RUDE. -Anyone who knows me at all knows that my favorite super hero of all time is Captain Marvel (as Carol Danvers)... like Posters and art prints and figurines and comics all over my room.... SO YOU CAN PROBABLY FUKCING GUESS MY REACTION TO THAT END CREDITS SCENE

-I loved having everyone together like this was so beautiful thANK

[inthewordsofahalfgoddes]

!!!!!!!!! i’m! so! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ugh how tf does he do this!! im supposed to be stronger than this ;-; i just....let him have his way and im so mad at myself >:( im supposed to be sooo independant sooo flighty and hard to pin down but HEREthis FUCKING gemini virgo ass MAN comes and fucks me up like WTFFFFFF I was doing so well too I suprised myself. all week ahs literally beena battle of temptation versus control and sooo many times i wanted to just cave in and watch some porn ad come. there was this little voice in my ehad that as like ‘oh you know you could just...you know...’ and i wanted to listen but a strnger voice was like ‘no be good >:(’ and i had to like contain th urge of wanting to cum and after like a minute of struggling i was able to do it ( go me :’) ) but why did he have to do this to me. WHY AM I LIKE THIS????????? the tension almost killed me alone when daddy started talking about having his bad side take itself out on me and how it actually turns me on and the feminis/social decorm part of me was like so offended like how dare you even think i like that!! but the other side of me was woken riht up and he kept talking and talking and i kept getting wetter and wetter and iw a slike oh shit i do like this T_T too fucking much i wanted to cum as soon as i realized i had been lying to myself about feeling bad hwne he gets all shitty and negative trolly but its like it hurts but in a good way.the extrme of mean and nice is like ughhmy body like yassss but my mind like ???? body pls T_T we shouldnt like this. but i do :/ im at such odds with it. and he pisses me so off i hate how good he is at this im so mad ughhhhhhhhh why tf can he play me so well i hate how well he knwos me this is exatcely why i dont like letting peope in cause they can just use my weaknesses against me. how can i be mad at him if i like it?????? wtf is wrong with me???? even me being mad is like turning me on like me wanting to go off on him and fight him is laced with so much sexual tension like idk if i wanna suck his dick or knock him out. if i could so both i think id be most satisfied tbh im so mad idk like i realized im fucking with something i actually cant win against and its EATING ME INSIDE CAUSE I BEEN UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT NO ONE COULD DO THIS TO ME THAT I WAS IN CONTROL AND HERE COMES THIS ASSHOLE WHO JUST FUCKING UGHHHHHHHH im suppsoed to be working on trust issues but i feel so fucking vulnerable like im ina  lot of trouble if i let this go on and i want to protect myself from ever being that fucked up but i like it what am i supposed to do? I fight it and push him away that side of me suffers and she’ll get out of hand and im fucked. i give in and all sense of independance and strnegth i have is immediatey chaleneged by him im literally fucked either way like wtf do i do? but he makes it feel so good like a whole week??? after all of that??? i feel like i could cum for days and never stop literally feels like a floodgate was opened and im literally struggling right now to hold it back because i wanna be a good girl like wtffff ceci T_T why do i want to listen so bad? why do i want to please him so bad? my astrology never warned me about this. :/ well it kinda did fucking scoprio ass energy fuck and i cant even bullshit eitehr cause he just knows and will pull my card every FUCKING time like can a girl lie to herself sometiemes dam. he owns me and i hate it. its fucking me up how am i so willing to let someone playme like this? i can’t fight it. i just an’t. im like addicted and im so pressed about it. like i try to fght it and convicne myself ‘oh hey lets keep it platonic :) let’s not go there (@mypussy)’ but he coud literally just say ‘baby...’ and im done like what the hell. am i really that weak? im supposed to trust him and im trying but damn this is getting hard. my danger senses are like tingling like he like a patient hunter trying to convince me to trust him and im like okay :)!!!!! but!!!!! just know!!!! im !!! trusting you!!!!!! im a masochist!!!! I love people wit power and he got so much like fuckk mmm all that control my pussy been like looking for someone like him and she dont wanna pass up the opprotunity to expereince his control but??? like??? hi??? she so dumb sometimes ugh fuck i got so many emotions in me right now i wanna do 20 things at once and i still want to cum :’) but i gotta wait a whole week and fuck this is gonna be worse tha the nest week idk man wtf is going on im so mad at myself and at DADDY fuck even saying that is fukcing me up i want him to just push my head down and fuck me so fucking hardd til i cum all over his dick like i need him to be his damn annoying ass self and fuck me up again and im amd i need that >:( HAVE SOME FUCKING CONTROL @MY PUSSY DUMB ASS BITCH what happened to or plans ;-; what tf happeend to them???? pls T_T lets not ruin our lives for this fuck im so worried how does someone have so much control over someone?? is this normal?? hes never unleashed it this much and honestly im shookkkk but i refuse to pussy out cause fuck him and his dumb ass stupid gemini mind tricks i hate being manipulated and he dos it so smooth it pisses me off. now i understand the scorpio shit fuck. this like playing with fire but i dont wanna lose >:( idc how many times hes fucked me up I DONT CARE i wanna win >:( i hate losing i hate giving away my power this is why men are dangerous for witches!!!!! and he ashnt een FUCKED ME LIKE WTFFF THIS HOW U END UP BEING A SLAVE TO SOMEONE BUT WHY TF DOES THAT SOUND SO GOOD TO ME UGH BITCH WTF no >:( i can do this there is a way to win i know it im so mad fuck ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant even deny that hes so good like i cant. i hate how he reads me so well and keeps himself so tucked away he’s my enemy now >:( (just kidding i love him) but still >:(  dsaedtyrthdasfdbhtyhrrdsg FUCK YOU DADDY JUST KIDDING YOURE THE BEST >:(

[nicoshitposting]

Can you,,,,give me some more,,, autistic! Nico headcannons?? I just,,,I NEED them ~Local autistic boi

>:3c little did u know, local autistic boi, that I am Always Here To Dispense My Autistic Nico Headcanons

• he CANT eat warm food cold like. pizza is supposta be WARM and here u are tryna convince me its fine cold??? fuck no the feeling is WRONG

•sometimes there is a smell so Bad™ that he kinda gag-chokes w/out thinking and he feels Really Bad about it cause he feels like hes bein ungrateful (he still lowkey blames himself whenever he exhibits symptoms like this my poor child .......)

•nico: *blames himself for exhibiting symptoms*

reyna: *nico senses Tingling*

reyna: *NYOOM ZOOMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, SMASHES THE HADES CABIN WINDOW* SHUT THE FUKC YUO R MOUTHH

•(real talk,,,,,,,,,,,,, Autistic Reyna tho 👀👀👀)

((i am here to rub my filthy gay autistic hands on everythinf in reach))

•nico hears the words “Autism Speaks” and loses 10 years off his life span, also kills all the flowers within a five foot radius

•sometimes words jus. dont Happen for him and he is left gesturing in frustration

•”YOU kNO W,,,, LIK E ,, JUST????,,,, *AGRESSIVE HAND FLAPS*”

•ALSO CONSIDER AUTISTIC ANNABETH honestly im lowkey projecting on all my faves rn i just want them to be Relatable™ to my worn and broken autistic sou l 

•he has a Very Difficult Time speaking to and even, like, looking at people in the mornings so he gets he breakfast an hour early 

•srsly tho some other demigods eatin their frosted flakes at 5 am? Bad Time™™™ they r like “hi nico” and hes like “mhmrdfmkmd mmhrfUCK You,,, FUCK!!!! “ and then he snatches he coffee and a pastry and Absconds To His Cabin

•he feels kinda guilty later but in his defense no other words were poppin into his brain at the time and apparently saying nothing is Bad™ (@neurotypicals why u got so many Rules im an old man who cant keep up)

• sometimes he doesnt get jokes or sarcasm, he doesnt know when ppl are being serious or not BUT! he has Quality Friends Who Inform Him

anyway that is all for now love u local autistic anon,,,,,, -gem, ur local autistic Gay

[survivorsolomonislands]

Episode 11 “BUT IM SAfE” (Lexi)

johnny: i love allie so much. we must save you both 4 votes zak 3 votes aro. we will make it johnny: flips and gets himself voted out why do i always align with the stupid people. i really want to know.

*continues to sip my rum bitterly* Pretty sure if I lose this immunity I'm going home next. I honestly don't trust a single person in this game anymore, not that I had a lot of trust with anyone to begin with but y'know. Johnny was one of the few people I felt I could work with, and I'm on the fence about Ryan now, he came to me about the vote about Johnny and I told him I breaking up a group would be better and now Johnny is gone. Mitchell is saying it was Ryan, Ryan is saying Mitchell already had it planned out before, and Willow is saying Johnny was a threat. I mean I think it was Mitchell's and WIllow's groups but I can't be sure. The only thing I can be sure about is I'm on the bottom here.

(a little bit later)

UPDATE: there is no way in hell i'm winning this challenge.

Welp... it took 3 fuckin seasons but i think i'm finally... in a power position on tumblevivor. I think i'm finally fuckin on top. And tru, I was a significant power player in both Machu Picchu's and Malaysia's pre-merges, but by the time the merge came, I was unsuccessful both times in forging a legitimate and feasible path to the end of this game. After Matt was voted out, I cursed my luck - AGAIN i had failed. AGAIN i was to wait and watch my ally's be picked off by Allie's. But then Willow came, changed it all, and we pulled off the biggest fucking move of this game - which I orchestrated - by taking out Johnny. And just as you'd imagine, the whole game fucking opened up. Willow and I've got a F3 with Allie, a F4 with Aro and Zak, and now I've got people coming to ME. Wanting to work with ME. Because, for now, I'm on top. And when that happens, people are going to want to tear you down, so immunity is now more important than ever... as is this next vote. I need to keep myself shored up as well as possible. My 3-way alliance chat w Aro and Zak is them wanting to target Allie w our F4 deal and Luca. I don't want that. Allie's shady and she betrayed me but at the end of the day she's also a number for me and Willow moving forward. RTP wants to work with me. For the first time ever in this game, LA hit ME up instead of me having to approach her. I think I can work with Luca. Lex, though... she gotta go. She doesn't benefit me at all, she's a former winner, she's done nothing in this game ever to make me feel good with her... her ass gotta be grass. Voting out Allie eliminates an out, and a potential endgame plan, for myself, which would allow Aro/Zak/Luca to become a F3 deal should they want to. A F5 of our F4 and Willow does not look good for me ! So I'd want the rest of the game to shake out something like this: 9th - Lex; 8th - LA; 7th - RTP; 6th - Luca; 5th - Zak; 4th - Allie, leaving a F3 of myself, Willow, and Aro, which I'd like to think I can win. Letting Allie get deep into this game is a risk but I'm willing to take it because the composition of the jury combined with her seeming desire to go to the end with me both prove good to my overall game. It's within reach, if I can just hold on to it. For the first time... maybe I could fucking win.

So here's a recap of what happened last round. - Me, Zak, Mitchell and Willow form a plan to get the majority to split the votes 3-3 so that we can put 4 votes on Johnny - We had no idea if they were 100% going to split or not but King Johnny comes to our aid because he decides to form the same exact plan but with  4 votes on Allie instead - We chose Johnny over Allie because he was the leader of the rookies alliance and with him gone most of them are free agents

This round *should* be fine, with Zak's flare and Willow on our side for good (hopefully) we have 5 votes for sure. They're planning on voting Allie and also working on turning Luca so hopefully they dont have an idol rip. I know this might come off as cocky since its only final 9, but I've been thinking about endgame a lot ever since tribal. I'm 100% confident that Willow will win any final 3 but I genuinely wouldn't mind going to the end with Zak and Mitchell because they're awesome folks aaaand they're kiiiinda getting cocky so it might give me a shot to win. Willow is amazing too but she's too big of a threat so if we get to the end she would have to go at 4 or 5

if i go home bc i played myself into not fuckin spelling reservoir correctly i'm gonna fuckin punch johnny frat boy in the face when i get to ponderosa

I'm a terrible person, I keep forgetting Luca is still in this game and I work with him. But, I mean anyone who reads my confessionals should know I'm a terrible and salty af person. Also i think the rum actually gave me a hangover, apparently bourbon and 151 doesn't mix, who knew? And I just did the immunity challenge and completely fucked up, I got a big zero, there is a reason I try never to spell anything out loud, I need to see things written. [sos]

https://youtu.be/coM4svs6ydY

LMAO I FUCKED UP THAT CHALLENGE SO BAD. I'm just really hoping other people messed up on the first word bc I don't wanna be the only one who got zero, thats embarassing. The second after I said "drout" I was like wait shit thats wrong its spelt "drought" oops!

This challenge will probably be my most shameful moment of TS, a fucking zero, I'm still not over it. But with Mitchell winning immunity there goes the main person i wanted out, which could be a good thing cause it made me rethink. I think Willow needs to go, I was so worried about Allie being a middle man between Lex and Willow that I overlooked Willow may be the real threat here. When she started gunning for Lex I just assumed it was because she was worried Allie might pick Lex over her cause they seemed so tight, but after that vote she was with Mitchell's group, and the same with Jacob's vote. Once, it can pass by as nothing but twice? and on the vote that blindsided Johnny, she's more in with that group than I thought. If I happen to be right about this, then this is our last chance to weaken their side before they get majority and I'm totally fucked because Mitchell and I might talk and get along but I think him saying he wants to work with me is 100% fake and he's just playing the game and there is no way I even make F5 with him. The biggest problem I see right now is Allie. She is the vote I really need to get to pull this off, and I'm not sure if she'll flip on Willow or not.

(a little bit later)

So apparently I freaked out Allie this morning, with coming to her about voting Willow. MY BAD. She doesn't wanna vote Willow, which I can understand, Willow has been her person throughout the game. I knew trying to flip her was a long shot but I figured I should try anyways. But I was able to make her question their relationship, since Willow has been leaving her out of plans lately. I feel like tribal is gonna be mess, but let's see how this goes~

Why do I have a funny feeling either me or Zak is gonna get idold out tonight

All day it seemed too goddamn good to be true. It looked like Lex was going to be 7 votes out, but then fucking willow and zak and aro had to be paranoid!! And IDK EUFHEWUEidsz WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE SAYING OR DOING!!!! Granted, I don't think Lexi has an idol or would play it if she does; and I CAN think that, since I have immunity and my neck is on the line. But they're fucking going CRAZY overboard with counter measures that would send Allie home anyways???? Even if Lex didn't have an idol????? This vote is gonna be so fukcing messy bc everyone in my alliance can't just sit STILL. jesus christ i still hope it'll be 7 votes lex or maybe 5 votes lex 2 votes allie but like... i don't fuckin get it. these kids are so dumb.

I'm fairly confident someone's lying or an idol is being played tonight and I'm gonna be packing my bags at tribal. Like... I've done so much work in this game and I'm not ready to go and this seems like such a simple vote but so did the vote when everyone was lying to me and Matt was voted out. Oh my godddd I'm not in the mood to get 9th place!!! I might have to pull out my flare tonight and we might have to flip the vote last minute because this Lexi puta probably has a fucking idol and she's voting me!!! I just really feel like something fishy is going on tonight and I'm not excited

I JUST MADE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR GETTING SPOOKED BUT NOW I'M SPOOKED TOO AND IDK WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

(a bit later)

OK SO FINAL TALLY BASED ON WORDS PEOPLE HAVE SAID: 5 ON LEX 2 ON LA 1 ON ARO 1 ON ZAK. WHAT I EXPECT: 5 ON LEX 2 ON LA 2 ON EITHER ARO OR ZAK. DO I EXPECT TO GET FUCKED?????????????/ YEEEEEEEEEES FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEES BUT I GOT IMMUNITY ZAK GOT A FLARE IF AN IDOL COME OUT A FLARE COME OUT WE GOTTA RISK IT FOR THE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISCUIT LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

[5/4/17, 9:07:12 PM] Mitchell Kalabang: I heard the vote was gon be for aro [5/4/17, 9:07:17 PM] Mitchell Kalabang: if ur down for that?? 

On 5/4/17, at 9:09 PM, lex wrote: > Hi my vote it for zak (selfie) i really do love making big moves. i would like to thank ryan la luca and allie for making my shadiness possible this round. it really means a lot to my soul. this round started off pretty chill considering someone i thought was my biggest ally left in what has to be the weirdest tribal in quite a while. but johnny fucked himself up by targeting allie and i to the people we are closest to in the game? like did he honestly think we wouldnt find out... but i kept my mouth shut and pretended i did not know what he was doing cause if there is one thing i have learned in this game its to never plan shit at the last second cause its not going to end well for anyone. so he left and everyone was like yes we love each other hooray great hair babe but that all changed when the willow monster attacked. BUT IM SAfE AND I HAVE YET NEEDED AN IDOL! WOOOO PALAWAN ME WOULD NEVER!